One is not allowed to count people, because that awakens the appetite of the Evil One. So we always counted people by saying ‘not one,’ ‘not two,’ ‘not three.’ If i count the people who aren’t sick I can do it on one not-hand. Swine-flu, shmein-flu – we’ve got colds, bronchitis, strep, and it’s still not cold enough to heat the house. They better invent something to take the place of antibiotics soon because otherwise we’re lost.
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