May 24, 2009
you’re not voting…
Here’s a little poem for Shvuot – i think i did an earlier version of this once on this site but i can’t look back
RUTH
“Sometimes you just can’t be subtle with these Jewish boys.”
My mother-in-law says,
“Forget the ways of the Diaspora,
the flirty eyes, a glimpse of stocking,
the wise, backward glance.
Jewish men have a thing for shikses.
Shikses and feet. Shikses
at their feet.
“So dress well, use all the nuit d’amour
you can absorb, and tell him all
about your relatives, especially me.
“The strategy is foolproof,
and I’m sure it’ll get you into the tribe
eventually, if you just stay loyal to me
and beget the right kind of sons..”
Which reminds me – the other night I had a chance to watch some locally made porno – incredibly self-conscious and imitative. It actually made me feel a little better about Israeli men – to see that they are not altogether happy about straight sex, even though the girl (who performed tirelessly with 8 odd men) was pretty. As for the woman, she improved a bit after number 4. But I cannot recommend Israeli porn so far.
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